me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
Rihanna’s impact
All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
Is it ok if i swear?
yes fish, i will allow you to swear
f
yes go on
im nervous
look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs
a few
give or take
Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.
What a difference the Power of Choice makes.
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics
When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.
As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level